Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Pirate Cookies vs. Nutter Butters

image from www.canadaonly.ca
Christie brand Pirate cookies are an oatmeal sandwich cookie with a peanut butter filling. They are available only in Canada, and not every retailer of Christie cookies seems to stock them. In fact, they are so obscure that I was unable to find any information on Pirate cookies on the Kraft Canada website - they weren't even included in the alphabetical product listings!

In the interest of full disclosure, I must confess a certain bias. I can not evaluate the Pirate cookie without comparing it to the apex of peanut butter sandwich cookies, Nabisco's Nutter Butter*. Interestingly, it too is a regional delicacy, and is not available outside of the U. S. A.

The individual components of the Pirate cookie are perfectly sound. If separated from the filling, each oatmeal cookie is crisp and faintly textured, with a taste not unsimilar to Dad's packaged oatmeal cookies. The filling is Kraft peanut butter, an iconic Canadian product and my personal favourite peanut butter for spreading purposes.

image from www.nabiscoworld.com
Sadly, the result is just a bit too sugary, and while the second (and third) Pirate cookies taste just fine, the first one is a bit jarring in its sweetness. This is where the Nutter Butter most clearly surpasses the Pirate cookie. The Nutter Butter's exterior is so mild I am uncertain what flavour it actually is - PB? Vanilla? - and the filling is less sweet and more peanutty than the average peanut butter spread. Not only is the Nutter Butter less sweet on the whole, but the filling has a faint saltiness that plays so well off the peanut butter flavour.

The Nutter Butter is also the winner as far as mouth feel is concerned. The cookies are thin and pleasantly crisp, and the amount of filling, while likely too scant for you Double Stuf types, feels appropriate. The Pirate's filling is much more generous, but when I eat the Pirate cookie I experience a greater feeling of having a lot of it jammed into my molars when I'm done chewing, and I suspect the filling-to-cookie ratio may be to blame. I also feel the Pirate cookie is just too thick, taller than a Girl Scout sandwich cookie if I am not mistaken, and not as pleasant to eat as the thin and crispy Nutter Butter. I only ever want to eat 1 or 2 Pirates at a time, whereas I have been known to whiff through an entire pack of Nutter Butters in well under a week.

 In my opinion, the Nutter Butter is not only the best peanut butter sandwich cookie on the market, but the best non-chocolate grocery store brand cookie around. That said, the Pirate is a perfectly adequate substitute for Canadians craving a peanut butter sandwich cookie.

*I have elected not to discuss the calorie counts of these products because, frankly, I don't want to know. Be warned however that, should you click on the Nabisco link, you will be confronted with some numbers you might rather not see.


  1. Are you crazy? Nutter butters in no way even compare to pirate cookies. Nutter butters are bland and boring. Pirate cookies far surpass nutter butters in taste, texture, flavor profile... In every dimension you could possibly compare the two cookies, pirate cookies are easily the better cookie. It's not even close...

  2. Pirate fan, thank you for your impassioned defense of the Pirate cookie!

  3. Ok so we're heading out to Minneapolis to hit up moa and the water park of America late August 2012. Small child involved driving 8hrs straight might not be great idea, so we pull into Fargo ND and rent out a real nice room at the BW Kelly Inn. After dragging our bags into the room we decide to hit the local Target for some travel food. We come across a mixed box of little single serving packages which includes oreo, chips ahoy!, nilla, and nutter butters. Thinking the nutter butters where just the American version of pirate cookies we where good to go. Anyhow we cracked the box as soon as we got back to the hotel and started to munch down some cookies. My wife grabbed a bag of nutter but
    ters and right from the first bite they changed her life forever. Was like she found cookie heaven. Pirate cookies they where not and never will be, they where in a place of their own. The whole family grew to love the nutter butters as well but living in Canada it makes it hard to stay well stocked of nutter butters. We always seem to have a few bags in the cupboard thanks to friends and family that travel south. Please don't forget the Olson's nutter butters when traveling south! Cheers!